Edited 6 years ago by Sofatroll
Two midgets walk into a bar :"Two half-ones!"
Bartender: "I can see that but what do you want ro drink?"
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They sit down at the bar and order a beer.
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A Mexican Magician doing a trick:
“Uno”
“Dos”
::Poof::
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Why a 2 yr old thread why didn't you just make a new one
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@TimmyBoyT A Mexican Magician doing a trick:
“Uno”
“Dos”
::Poof::
Gone without a TresLol that one made me laugh
@Blackened_Dawn Why a 2 yr old thread why didn't you just make a new one
Eh, I really like this thread lol, sorry :P
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Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
She had no arms.Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Not Sally.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
The Chicken.
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Why did the private eye go to bed?
He wanted to be undercover...
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person 1: “como se dice ‘un zapato’ en inglés”
person 2: “a shoe”
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleton!
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@Stone__Warrior How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleton!
The winner
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
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Edited 6 years ago by Mayorga
a bad joke
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its a bad joke contest :)
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A mushroom walks into a bar, sits next to a beautiful woman and asks, “may I buy you a drink?”. The woman says, “you can’t buy me a drink you’re a mushroom.”
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How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?
A buccaneer. -
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What do you call a girl with a limp?
I-lean!
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You might not believe i am from canada. But its trudeau.
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