Bad Joke Contest! (not really a contest)

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  2. 7 years ago

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  3. That flattened instrument brings lots of cringe to my soul.

    I'm sure any player in a band would agree.

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    Not sure it will correctly appear, something only band members will understand

  5. Edited 7 years ago by TheSpiderman2013

    a blind man walks into a bar

    and a table

    and a chair

  6. 2016

  7. Deleted 7 years ago by Nysic
  8. Edited 7 years ago by ILTG

    @2Chill @Everyone
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    ily

    your enthusiasm about voting is great :D

    (don't take this the wrong way. if it makes you uncomfortable, I'll remove it)

  9. What does Superman use to keep his cereal?

    A superbowl!

  10. How many light bulbs does it take to fix a light bulb?

    You don't know? Me neither.

  11. @ILTG ily

    your enthusiasm about voting is great :D

    (don't take this the wrong way. if it makes you uncomfortable, I'll remove it)

    Thank you i am happy you enjoy the enthusiasm hopefully it adds some extra motivation for people to vote !

  12. LOl 2CHILL

  13. @_Confederacy_ [img[/img]

    Not sure it will correctly appear, something only band members will understand

    It did not appear but i did look it up and lol

  14. Oke

  15. Why was a baby joining a gang of pirates...
    because he was looking for his bootie

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  16. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

    Nobody knows!

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  18. 5 years ago

    Well I feel bad for reviving this thread, but I recently heard a horrible joke.

    Why aren't bad puns funny?
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    Because they're punny!

  19. My friend is in love with 2 school bags. He's bi-satchel.

  20. Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
    Bartender says "Pal, if you want a punch you'll have to stand in line" Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.

  21. what laughter emoji is skrillex's favorite? skrillXD

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