Bad Joke Contest! (not really a contest)

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    Edited last year by Sofatroll

    Two midgets walk into a bar :"Two half-ones!"
    Bartender: "I can see that but what do you want ro drink?"

  3. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

    They sit down at the bar and order a beer.

  4. A Mexican Magician doing a trick:
    “Uno”
    “Dos”
    ::Poof::
    Gone without a Tres

  5. Why a 2 yr old thread why didn't you just make a new one

  6. @TimmyBoyT A Mexican Magician doing a trick:
    “Uno”
    “Dos”
    ::Poof::
    Gone without a Tres

    Lol that one made me laugh

    @Blackened_Dawn Why a 2 yr old thread why didn't you just make a new one

    Eh, I really like this thread lol, sorry :P

  7. Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
    She had no arms.

    Knock Knock,

    Who's There?

    Not Sally.

  8. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock Knock,

    Who's there?

    The Chicken.

  9. Why did the private eye go to bed?

    He wanted to be undercover...

  10. person 1: “como se dice ‘un zapato’ en inglés”
    person 2: “a shoe”
    person 1: “salud”

  11. How much does a skeleton weigh?

    A skeleton!

  12. @Stone__Warrior How much does a skeleton weigh?

    A skeleton!

    The winner

  13. What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

  14. Edited last year by Mayorga

    a bad joke

  15. its a bad joke contest :)

  16. A mushroom walks into a bar, sits next to a beautiful woman and asks, “may I buy you a drink?”. The woman says, “you can’t buy me a drink you’re a mushroom.”
    The mushroom replies, “but I’m a fun guy”

  17. How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?
    A buccaneer.

  18. Deleted last year by rnc2011
  19. What do you call a girl with a limp?
    I-lean!
    -Jim McLelland circa 2015

  20. You might not believe i am from canada. But its trudeau.

  21. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tRHNqRyaLcs

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