Have you ever been bored in your life that you decided to make a forum thread about bad jokes at 12 o'clock at night?

Well I have! (cringe)

Don't be alarmed; although it says contest, you'll win nothing and there'll be no winner!

As evident by the title, basically give your best shot at telling a bad joke. Good jokes are overrated so we need a bad joke so painfully horrible that it actually makes you exhales really fast making a psh sound.

I'll give it my best shot:
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.

Horrible, ain't it? Bet you guys can top it because you guys got the sense of humor of a fucking cockroach.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
Eh? eh?

No? Okay.
Here's another one!

Why can't the dinosaur talk?
Because it's dead...

I tried to eat a clock once, but it was very time consuming.

how do you call a dog with no back legs and iron nuts?
Sparky

@jamlbon Time to bust out my chemisty shit!

I agree!
What should you say when you don't want sex?
Nitric Oxide! [:D

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

2 guys are out in a dog park. One of them has a dog and tells it to roll over. The othe guy says " Wow man, I guess your dog is on a roll" kill me

Heres another bad joke...

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
Then it hit me!

I've got one!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Q: Suggest a method to store Cs in a laboratory.
A: Store it under 10M HCl solution.

What type of people are always in a hurry?

Russians

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones

How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts two finger in his mouth and shouts "ROVER!"

What do you call when someone takes a lot of money and time to make a sleeveless jacket?

An inVESTment

I've shown this conversation to my pet bear...
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he finds this unbearable

@SovietSuperman_ why weren't russians always in a hurry?
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they were stalin'

Why is the sky blue?

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• A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colors because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.

I try.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

[quote=52355:@jamlbon]Time to bust out my chemisty shit!]
I've always wanted to make a chemistry joke
why havent you made one?
because all the good ones argon

Watt is the unit for power[?]

@Everyone

why does cinderella suck at sports?
cuz she has a pumpkin for a coach and she runs away from the ball

You know, parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet!