As the last thread for this has sat for 6 weeks without a reply, i figured that staff would prefer a new thread over digging up the dead.
I was browsing the forums today and i found this gem... dawn's reply is great: https://forum.craftymynes.com/3328-mooshroomboy123-ban-apple/0#p38351
My current favorite is:
"Doesn't matter how much you suck up to my chickens, you will not be allowed back on this account." -Nysic
Lol I'm glad someone revived this thread series.
Ban apples that's great
the 3rd Amendment:No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
That one ban appeal made me cringe
@Grinning_Bobcat the 3rd Amendment:No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
That one ban appeal made me cringe
Lmao he could have at least got the Amendment right.
Even then the American Bill of Rights doesn't apply here...
@_Confederacy_ Lmao he could have at least got the Amendment right.
Even then the American Bill of Rights doesn't apply here...
Craftymynes is the internet not america why don't people get that
@Grinning_Bobcat Craftymynes is the internet not america why don't people get that
probably because the server is based in america
@thegoldsmith probably because the server is based in america
For the longest time I thought it was Canadian…
@_Confederacy_ For the longest time I thought it was Canadian…
The server even tells you that it's based in New York!!! That's as American as it can get.
https://forum.craftymynes.com/2237-wlefe-ban-appeal/0#p26432
The appeal its self isn't funny, The reply to it is a real pearl.
Ban apple had me dying lmao
These series of posts are my favourite.
In conclusion, WV asked for @CraftyMyner to look into his appeal. Both got in a Skype call, and mr WV shared his screen and opened his Minecraft and, wow, no xray!
But wait! @CraftyMyner was smarter than this. He asked to see his Minecraft files.
Guess what was found? ;)
"To dear iclutchhd, the self appointed supreme leader of banning people and making their lives shitty."
I'm dead lmao
That guy was so dumb lol. Around that time so many people were trying to get me demoted it was hilarious.
Craftymyner SS professional
I won't make one
@Grinning_Bobcat The server even tells you that it's based in New York!!! That's as American as it can get.
Before it was moved to New York, or Dallas.
i think it was in arizona for a while too
@ViciousKangaroo I won't make one
Please, I'm sure we would all love to see it
Lol the people vs iclutchHD
@wblaine128 Lol the people vs iclutchHD
iClutchHD vs. The People - the thrilling sequel to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World XD
@jamlbon iClutchHD vs. The People - the thrilling sequel to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World XD
iclutchHD needs a movie about this even if it's 2 minutes long. Make it happen video creaters
*in a Discovery channel narrator voice*
The Dawn stalks the bird of prey knowing she is not in reach. She crouches. Her muscles tense she's going to pounce. jUST IN THE NICK OF TIME. She swats down the bird just as it tries to take off
Another victim to tally onto the board of the Dawn's victories.
*in a Discovery channel narrator voice*
The Dawn stalks the bird of prey knowing she is not in reach. She crouches. Her muscles tense she's going to pounce. jUST IN THE NICK OF TIME. She swats down the bird just as it tries to take offAnother victim to tally onto the board of the Dawn's victories.
Recall the Dawns favoured sounds... "Caw...."
@TheDunmerRaven Recall the Dawns favoured sounds... "Caw...."
*using narrator voice*
The Dawn's prey cawed and squeaked but all was pointless under the powerful jaws of permaban. The Dawn proved her power to the lowly fowl and was satisfied
https://forum.craftymynes.com/3374-zelda-bandit-bro-s-ban-appeal
*narrator voice kinda like Bear Grylls or however you spell it*
With the memory that of like an elephant Nysic serve another cold deny... To a perma-ban...
@Grinning_Bobcat while you may have spelt Bear Grylls correct i believe you're thinking of Sir David Attenborough
That i guess @jamlbon
Bump. This theard should never die
https://forum.craftymynes.com/3327-superdaniel335-s-ban-appeal
"This guy 2chill banned me cause he hated my skin"
10/10 would read again
https://forum.craftymynes.com/3228-pls-unban-my-account-2014
Totally banned for Talking Back.
That grammar tho
This is the one where I showed you because the guy insisted he didn't xray right ?
Nah, this is the skype call I had with a guy.
@Blackened_Dawn These series of posts are my favourite.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3In conclusion, WV asked for @CraftyMyner to look into his appeal. Both got in a Skype call, and mr WV shared his screen and opened his Minecraft and, wow, no xray!
But wait! @CraftyMyner was smarter than this. He asked to see his Minecraft files.
Guess what was found? ;)
Ohhhh
Another Ban Apple
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and then.. they pardoned me.
@Blackfish_ and then.. they pardoned me.
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I guess you were an acception to the hackers don't get pardoned rule
