making all the GTA 5 players...

walk on water in 1.0 patch

and shoot cars instead of bullets

@2Chill and shoot cars instead of bullets

which smashed into ryleraee's sekret stash

but wait! there is more...

then---he---used---pause---buffered---h-i-t-s-t-u-n

causing all the Minecraft servers to...

build up speed for 12 hours

making Notch very upset because...

@Retrochewy injected with something from the 1980's...
No drug reference please - 2Chill

How is acid a drug refernce?

@Retrochewy making Notch very upset because...

we stole all his potatoes

and gave him one billion dollars

so he bought one billion chocolate bars

which he still eats to this day...

with organic peanut butter....

that must be very stale

because notch is always really depressed

so he quit minecraft and got rich

@Britz_Gaming so he quit minecraft and got rich

but the potatoes came back