What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones
How does an idiot call for his dog?
He puts two finger in his mouth and shouts "ROVER!"
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What do you call when someone takes a lot of money and time to make a sleeveless jacket?
An inVESTment
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I've shown this conversation to my pet bear...
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@SovietSuperman_ why weren't russians always in a hurry?
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Why did little Stevie fall off the swing?
He had no arms.Knock Knock who's there?
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Gonna go for a classic here.
What did the sea say to the sand?
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Why is the sky blue?
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I try.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh
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I might get a 4k tv after Christmas
I'm making my New Years resolution 3840 x 2160
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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[quote=52355:@jamlbon]Time to bust out my chemisty shit!]
I've always wanted to make a chemistry joke
why havent you made one?
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@Retrochewy [quote=52355:@jamlbon]Time to bust out my chemisty shit!]
I've always wanted to make a chemistry joke
why havent you made one?
because all the good ones argonive seen this on the internet
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Watt is the unit for power[?]
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why does cinderella suck at sports?
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You know, parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet!
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8 years ago
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That flattened instrument brings lots of cringe to my soul.
I'm sure any player in a band would agree.
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Not sure it will correctly appear, something only band members will understand
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a blind man walks into a bar
and a table
and a chair
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What does Superman use to keep his cereal?
A superbowl!
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How many light bulbs does it take to fix a light bulb?
You don't know? Me neither.
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your enthusiasm about voting is great :D
(don't take this the wrong way. if it makes you uncomfortable, I'll remove it)
Thank you i am happy you enjoy the enthusiasm hopefully it adds some extra motivation for people to vote !
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Not sure it will correctly appear, something only band members will understand
It did not appear but i did look it up and lol
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Why was a baby joining a gang of pirates...
because he was looking for his bootie
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows!
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Well I feel bad for reviving this thread, but I recently heard a horrible joke.
Why aren't bad puns funny?
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My friend is in love with 2 school bags. He's bi-satchel.
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Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
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what laughter emoji is skrillex's favorite? skrillXD
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