Best Jokes You Have.

  1. 6 months ago

    Why did the dyslexic man walk into a bra?

    Because his wife left her laundry out hanging in the yard. Admittedly, the man's dyslexia doesn't actually affect the outcome of this scenario and I'm not even sure why i mentioned it in the first place.

  2. how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

    ten-tickles

  3. Why did tge chicken cross the road?
    Idkz

  4. -image-

  5. Here's a joke:

    There was once Doge who worked till like 5 am at work.
    He slept till 2 pm because he's a lazy fuck who can't wake up.
    His phone ended up in the toilet and now it's not working.
    He now is preparing to go to work and doesn't feel like it.
    The end.

    :)

  6. @iDogeTwinkie Here's a joke:

    There was once Doge who worked till like 5 am at work.
    He slept till 2 pm because he's a lazy fuck who can't wake up.
    His phone ended up in the toilet and now it's not working.
    He now is preparing to go to work and doesn't feel like it.
    The end.

    :)

    *pats*

  7. Ajit Pai

  8. Nerd nation

  9. @adamblakely2 Nerd nation

    Ouch, I'm in a "meh" mood and hopped on this thread to write: "Me"

    I'm greeted with an insult to my faction, yay ^^'

  10. your mother has so little class she's a marxist utopia

  11. Deleted 6 months ago by Gminipug14
  12. Whoops wrong account

  13. Edited 6 months ago by Gminidog

    Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

    Because he didn’t have the guts for it !

  14. Why did the console peasant cross the road?

    To load the buildings on the other side!

  15. I went to the zoo today and saw a baguette in a cage.

    The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

  16. nerd nation

  17. What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

    It never gets old.

  18. How many potatoes does it take to trigger an irish man?

    None

  19. My grandfather has the heart of a lion.

    And a lifetime ban from the Sandiego Zoo.

  20. Edited 6 months ago by Tekk42

    Assuming we can say more than one in a row:

    What do you get when you cross a dyslexic with an agnostic insomniac?
    A person who stays up at night wondering if there is a dog.

    I can go for days with these! =3

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