Post a 4-7 word phrase relevant to the one before it.
No double posting
I'll start:

One stormy night on a tree...

Retrochewy was dreaming cellexia

when suddenly

Retrochewy became a huge monster

He was able to conquer it

By secluding himself with anime

then he thought about how cool

It would be to make

himself turn into a nerf gun

But then realize something wasn't quiet right...

@GrinningBobcat But then realize something wasn't quiet right...

i count 7 words

@ghostassasin81 i count 7 words

shocked you can count that high

<3

lol

he decided to ride away with unicorns...

but then he remembered...

that he left his tea at

Candy land so he...

flew to potatoville accidentally

Little did he know,

farting what used to be marshmallows...

and then suddenly, eating them caused

CraftyMyner to explode into cinnamon bagels

Which mutated after radiation exposure into

the server command block room

Which was taken over by a

@ghostassasin81 i count 7 words

Bite my ass. Cut out "But" if you're gonna be that nit picky

Hungry iron golem who only spoke

called ivan, that drinks

lemonade on a cold Sunday because

The Supreme Leader of North Korea

And then flies away to find

Mother Russia's greatest threat....

who will stop WHO (World Health Organization) from...

Hiding his birth control pills

In the meanwhile

Potatoes are launched into the stratosphere

by a crazy pup named Buttercup